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I always keep my promises, even if they are a little (lot) late being fulfilled.
MY PANTSUIT - LET ME SHOW YOU IT.
Obviously I don't need to wear this anymore, but it's good to have for the future.
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| Subject: | gah |
| Time: | 5:17 pm. |
| Mood: | confused. | | Music: | harry nilsson - daddy's song. |
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GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Holy shit, it's July already? When did THAT happen?
My birthday is coming up soon and it's probably going to suck, but that's okay! Also I think I broke my finger.
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| Subject: | SPARKS |
| Time: | 7:28 pm. |
| Mood: | shocked. | | Music: | sparks - reinforcements. |
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SPARKS. on GILMORE GIRLS. holy fucking shit, how come i've never seen this?
i KNEW i was right to love this show.
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ON VINYL WITH ORIGINAL COMIC INCLUDED FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER.
I am excited!!
Now all I need is a record player. :-/
P.S. I found this quote in my journal from a few months ago:
"I am like a galaxy, constantly moving away from every other galaxy, a little bit at a time."
What? Am I on drugs? What the fuck am I talking about?
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Saturday, June 20th, 2009
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| Subject: | :-O |
| Time: | 8:21 pm. |
| Mood: | nervous. | | Music: | xtc - 1000 umbrellas. |
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cAN GHOSTS USE THE INTERNET?
IS MY LIVEJOURNAL HAUNTED?
IS YOUR LIVEJOURNAL HAUNTED?
IS THIS AN EFFECTIVE MEANS OF COMMUNICATION WITH THE SPIRITUAL WORLD?
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I love my life!
WTF IS GOING ON NOW I GOTTA WAIT FOR THE OTHER SHOE TO DROP, THIS SHIT DON'T LAST, YOU KNOW! WHAT THE CRAP.
Seriously though, I am content. Why do I sometimes feel obligated to be miserable? Because I'm NOT. I am AWESOME.
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| Subject: | work |
| Time: | 12:34 pm. |
| Mood: | excited. | | Music: | the sonics - the village idiot. |
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I got a job at Record Time. I start today. (!!!!!)
Also, why do I always lose at Trivial Pursuit? I used to be smart. I blame Guided By Voices for being from a stupid place like Dayton, Ohio.
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Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009
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I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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"The simple truth, which white men often have a hard time grasping, is that we too have a lens. We may not realize it, of course, or we may consider that lens to be merely normal, in the sense that it is a generic, rational, human one, unsullied by our race or gender. But the luxury of believing such a manifestly absurd notion is the hallmark of white privilege and white supremacist thinking. To believe that one's own reality is the reality for all, and to then universalize that which is actually particular to oneself, is to suggest that you and others like you are the very model of a human being: superior in terms of judgment, clarity, intellect, discernment and objectivity to all others, clouded as they are by their mere social identities. It is a fundamentally racist concept, laden with a color and gender-blind smugness to which persons of color and women of all colors have long been subjected and about which they have long tired."
- Tim Wise
I love Tim Wise.
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I believe I've forgotten to inform you all...

I FRIGGIN LOVE NELLIE MCKAY.
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| Time: | 6:59 pm. |
| Mood: | accomplished. | | Music: | nellie mckay - cupcake. |
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I'M ON A BOAT.
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| Time: | 1:41 pm. |
| Mood: | cranky. |
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Why is it that no one on the internet who supports gay marriage can have a conversation about it without somehow insulting Iowa?
THE MIDWEST HAS A LONG PROGRESSIVE HISTORY THANK YOU VERY MUCH, PLEASE TRY NOT TO BE TOO SHOCKED!
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Wednesday, May 20th, 2009
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So today I found out not only did I get a perfect score on the GED, but that I am the ONLY PERSON IN THE STATE OF MICHIGAN TO HAVE EVER DONE THAT.
I want to punch everyone I see right in the face and yell how awesome I am.
I rarely feel this good about myself!
But then I sit and wonder, if I'm so fucking smart, why the fuck am I on welfare and shit, and WHY WON'T ANYONE HIRE ME? Not even Wal-Mart.
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
BUT AMBER, YOU'VE GOT SO MUCH ~POTENTIAL~
>:O
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Hey guys. Some of you may be aware that I (finally) took my GED test earlier this month.
Today I received a call from the administrator of the test to let me know she had received the results and was sending them out soon. Normally she doesn't call but she said she had to congratulate me and let me know that I got five 800's. That equals PERFECT FUCKING SCORE, BITCHEZZZZ. FUCK YES. She said in all fifteen years of administering the GED she had never seen a perfect score. I am really happy about this!
FUCK YEAH I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING LOSER IN THE WORLD.
Anyway on another note, Clyde bought a tandem bike and riding it SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
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I figure I should post because I haven't in a while.
Facebook just stopped working and I am not happy. This is my only internet time today. [edit: nvm it's working again]
I got some new clothes. Who wants to see a picture of me in a pantsuit?
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